Imaginary Perfect MK (Farewell or Age 75 or Charity?) Concert Setlist

[privinvest]

Assumptions/rules: he's on top top best greatest form, with full stamina, he can play anything
(DS/MK material, or songs of others but this last cannot be more %15), with
anyone (former bandmates, guests, idols, dead/living, on speaking terms or not),
total time not more than 146 mins + band introduction, guest introductions,
occassional banter, jokes, the recently talkative Mark explaining the
background/story of some of the songs, intervals, thankyouuuus etc.
Please add at least a minute to every song's original length for a 
guitar solo at the and, and to some maybe 2/3/5 mins. All these will make it
about 3 hours and anything longer will not be realistic. You can ask for the ALMOST replica
of the studio version of a song, a published live version or a specific bootleg OR maybe
smth like i dont know it never rains with Hendrix or smth like that 

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This is chtgpt's reply

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Alright, let's dive into this fantasy setlist for Mark Knopfler's ultimate concert. Imagine he's playing at the Royal Albert Hall, the place is packed, the atmosphere is electric, and the man himself is in top form. Ready? Let's rock and roll!
Mark Knopfler’s Imaginary Perfect Concert Setlist

    Telegraph Road (14 min)
        The grand opener. Start with the iconic Dire Straits epic, adding an extra 3-minute guitar solo to let the crowd know they’re in for a treat.

    Sultans of Swing (12 min)
        A must-play classic with an extended outro solo that leaves everyone in awe.

    Brothers in Arms (10 min)
        The poignant anthem with a hauntingly beautiful extended guitar solo.

    Romeo and Juliet (10 min)
        A romantic interlude with an extra minute for a delicate fingerstyle solo.

    Private Investigations (10 min)
        An atmospheric, intense performance with a 2-minute solo to dive deeper into the mystery.

    Sailing to Philadelphia (8 min)
        Joined by James Taylor, adding a couple of extra minutes for some harmonizing and guitar interplay.

    Money for Nothing (10 min)
        The crowd-pumping hit with Sting joining for the iconic “I want my MTV” intro, plus a 3-minute guitar duel.

    Tunnel of Love (12 min)
        With an epic extended outro, maybe adding some Springsteen-esque vibes to the solo.

    Once Upon a Time in the West (10 min)
        A cowboy western theme with a 2-minute solo riding off into the sunset.

    Walk of Life (8 min)
        A fun, upbeat number with an extra minute of crowd interaction and playful keyboard solos.

Intermission (15 min)

    Going Home: Theme of the Local Hero (8 min)
        A serene, instrumental piece, perfect to set the tone after the break, with a lush, extended outro.

    On Every Street (9 min)
        A smooth return with a soulful, extended solo to show off Knopfler’s lyrical guitar work.

    Why Worry (9 min)
        A calming ballad, featuring an additional minute of harmonized solos.

    So Far Away (8 min)
        A nostalgic track with a laid-back 2-minute solo added.

    What It Is (9 min)
        Bringing some Celtic vibes with a spirited, extended solo.

    Speedway at Nazareth (11 min)
        Featuring an explosive, 3-minute guitar solo.

    Tears in Heaven (with Eric Clapton) (7 min)
        A touching duet with Clapton, featuring an extra minute of guitar interplay.

    Wherever I Go (with Ruth Moody) (8 min)
        A beautiful, harmonized piece with a heartfelt, extended outro.

    Southbound Again (7 min)
        With a bluesy twist, adding a minute of improvised solos.

    Brothers in Arms (10 min)
        This time with a stunning orchestral arrangement and extended guitar solos, re-emphasizing its timeless beauty.

Encore:

    The Bug (8 min)
        A light-hearted return with an extra minute for playful soloing.

    Down to the Waterline (9 min)
        Bringing back some old-school Dire Straits with a powerful, extended outro solo.

    I Still Do (with Bob Dylan) (8 min)
        A nod to his collaboration with Dylan, featuring a harmonica solo by Dylan and an extra minute for Knopfler’s guitar.

    Layla (with Eric Clapton) (12 min)
        Finishing strong with Clapton, extending the iconic coda by 2 minutes for an epic guitar finale.

    Local Hero – Wild Theme (8 min)
        Ending on a high note, with a nostalgic instrumental piece, adding an extended, emotional solo.

Total Concert Time: Approx. 2 hours 26 minutes

This setlist covers a rich spectrum of Knopfler’s career, blending his solo work, Dire Straits classics, and memorable collaborations. With the extended solos and guest appearances, it’s a night to remember for any fan. The balance of high-energy hits, touching ballads, and intricate instrumentals ensures there's something for everyone. Get ready for a concert of a lifetime!

[stratmad]

Nice.
Does chatgpt say who should be in the band?
Not sure if Dylan is a good idea - too much movement in the corridors as Dylan fans wander in and Knopfler fans wander out, or the other way around ;-)

[rmarques821]

01. Border Reiver
02. Back On The Dancefloor
03. Sailing to Philadelphia
04. Hill Farmer's Blues
05. Janine
06. When It Comes To You
07. Romeo and Juliet
08. Love Over Gold
09. Punish The Monkey
10. Sultans Of Swing
11. Done With Bonaparte (with Emmylou Harris)
12. The Boy
13. In The Gallery
14. Boom, Like That
15. Basil
16. Speedway at Nazareth (with Emmylou Harris)
17. Tunnel Of Love
18. Brothers in Arms

19. Where Do You Think You're Going
20. Solid Rock (with Hank Marvin)

21. Follow The Ribbon (or The Long Highway)

Every studio album from DS to solo career represented, I believe.

[privinvest]

Apart from the usual suspects (Telegraph Road, Sultans of Swing, Brothers in Arms,
Romeo and Juliet, Private Investigations, Money for Nothing, Tunnel of Love,
Once Upon a Time in the West, Going Home) my own thing, pre-season extended camp squad would include:

Planet, It never rains, Lions, 6 blade knife, Where Do You Think You're Going? ride across the river, 
The Man's Too Strong, Why Worry,Fade to black, You and Your Friend, Iron Hand,
Vic and Ray, Imelda, Rüdiger, Silvertown Blues, Speedway at Nazareth,
Hill Farmer's Blues, Fare Thee Well Northumberland, A Place Where We Used to Live,
Back to Tupelo, Whoop De Doo, The Fish and the Bird, Haul Away, Go, Love, Yon Two Crow,
Kingdom of Gold, Follow the Ribbon, Long Cool Girl, Wherever I Go, Terminal of Tribute To,
My Bacon Role, Drovers' Road, Sweeter Than the Rain, Your Own Sweet Way, Feel Like Going Home,
If This Is Goodbye...

I will decide the final 22 players after their seing their final form, there maybe injuries etc..

[Robson]

This thread is beyond me 

[KnopfleRick]

This thread is beyond me 

Same here! 

[privinvest]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

[Love Expresso]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

Yes. All of it.

LE

[dustyvalentino]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

I personally don't take part in these type of threads because they never tend to be realistic in terms of what MK actually would play, and instead just end up being a wish list of the poster's favourite songs which I don't find especially interesting.

But I would never stop anyone else having fun with it, so post away guys!

[privinvest]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

Yes. All of it.

You are not interested, i can understand. You don't understand (the point of) it, well, there are many things in the world, i, too, can't see why they exist. But not appove? Elaborate, pls.

LE

[KnopfleRick]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

I personally don't take part in these type of threads because they never tend to be realistic in terms of what MK actually would play, and instead just end up being a wish list of the poster's favourite songs which I don't find especially interesting.

But I would never stop anyone else having fun with it, so post away guys!

I see it exactly the same way!

[Robson]

I can't put together a list but I'll be reading this thread with curiosity 

[Knopflerfan]

Meaning you don't understand it? You don't approve it? You re not interested? You have nothing to say? Or what?

Yes, all of them together but enjoy nonetheless! Just not my cup of tea...

[privinvest]

Hmmf, I will retaliate by not being interested in your threads in the harshest way possible! You will feel the full force of my extreme indifference at a time and manner of my own choosing. Then you'll regret your decision, but it'll probably be too late. When that concert came and Marky played only my songs you'll realize the strategic blunder you've just committed. Well, being not interested in pivinvest threads has consequences, folks