Best opening lines?

[dmg]

Do you come to my shows often? 

[dustyvalentino]

Do you come to my shows often? 

Lolz. I think that was more likely to be from TK...

Back on topic:

It's a mystery to me, the game commences, for the usual fee, plus expenses.

Immediately sets the mood for the story and the song.

[Robson]

I can't forget one more:

You can tell me your troubles
I’ll listen for free

[cannibals]

The sky is crying the streets are full of tears
Rain come down wash away my fears

[MagicElliott]

What about…….

“I always know when the mother in law is coming, the mice throw themselves in the traps”

Oh does it have to be MK?

-5.15am, snow laying all around.

(Not THAT powerful I grant you but most folk aren’t up at that time so you know it’s not going to be a normal event.) As a side note, I sometimes AM up at 5.15am as it’s my preferred “end of the day” and I always think of MK if I set my alarm for then.

-she likes a man, with a broken nose.

Intriguing one for sure.

There are more but I decided against checking the lyrics as I felt that if I had to look a song up, the opening line wouldn’t have had that much of an impact on me.

Can we do one about the worst/most underwhelming opening lines?

[dustyvalentino]

Go for it!

[Pottel]

The sky is crying the streets are full of tears
Rain come down wash away my fears

beaut!