Plot twist — Robert Marshall is Mark Knopfler's online alter ego to go undercover.
That would be great. Or David.
Not guilty. Seriously though, he may have some sort of mental health issue. That's the only logical conclusion.
Keep in mind he's reading all that! Personally, I'm not too interested in the guy because I can't read a single post of his to the end, because I don't understand the point he's trying to make, but what bothers me is that the website is called after a genuine company, Straitjacket Songs Ltd., what's that all about? That's like I would name my website, I don't know, willdside.co.uk