This must be a joke. Please
"We were so poor in the 70's, we couldn't afford guitar picks"
"There was a serious worldwide shortage of sweat bands by 1985, and that's when Bob Geldof had to raise funds so that every child in Africa had a sweatband. I wasn't so lucky."
"I can't wear a sweatband, even in the summer, or I will be sued by my own brother for copyright infringement"
And yeah, there's also the fact that Mark signed his brother's guitar even if he hates him. We know how Mark can be a dick!
This guy is a genius