Last night at British Grove...
Guy: "Hey Mark, these Get-A-Lifers from AMIT are talking about us stop making music..."
"AAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH HAAA HAAA HAA" (from studio 2, where John and Mike hang around, tuning their whistles..)
Mark: "For fuck sake Guyus, stop surfing the internet.. we have SO much work to do... our Mysterious Project as those wankers call it is not ready yet, and we have only just recorded 24 songs from my 68-song-project...."
Guy: "Yes, sorry Mark"
Mark: "Have you done the photography for the Box Set? Do you think Kitty can do ALL the work?? What about the Neumann Mic ebay auction? When will the Choir arrive? When on earth will you finally start the Diary as promised? Boy, you are SO lazy..." (strumming his Martin..)
Guy: "Errm... Want a cuppa tea?"
Mark:"Hmmm.. what... yeah yeah... had an idea last night, have a new title for my album.... will call it "TYNE - 68 - Songs" Get it? 1968?? I am getting 68 in August?""
Guy: "Super idea, Mark! Best idea you ever had!!"
(Door opens, Glen Saggers peeps in): "The LP is ready, set up for killer solo take 19, ready if you are! By the way, have you read what they write on AM.."
(Stops talking, Mark gives him a very cold view)
A moment of silence, Mark strumming and mumbling, whistle sound coming in from Studio 2, whistle and pipes...
Phone rings!
(Guy picks up and jokes warmly with Bob Dylan about the first 16 rough demo versions that Bob had listened to and gives a thumps up)
Mark: "So what about my cup of tea??"
(Guy hastily puts down the phone and beetles off into the kitchen)
Mark: (mumbles) "Hmmmm..... I need an Orchestra.... with strings... Dahummm...dahummm.... dee dee dum deeee ..." Guy? Call Rupert!! NOW!!! Guy? GUUUUUY!!!!"
Mark will play until he falls over! Nuff said!
LE