To be honest, I don't get the idea of an aged guitars, and all the relics that is. If I'd had enough money to buy any of MK 1958 Custom Les Pauls, I'd buy the VOS one and would beat it up by myself. Can't see one reason of going over aged one. Especially if you know the process of how they actually do "the ageing", they just bump it with stones and stuff, and mimic lacquer cracks with a scalpel, and that's it. Same goes with signed version — I don't care about signature, it's just someone damaging the guitar. If you get signature in person it's another story.
So my ideal solution would be buying VOS MK 1958 Les Paul and signing it by the man himself, and this would be THE shit.