He actually came to my dream and signed all my items, but he had done so with all his fans, and it came to the point where the unsigned ones were the rarest of all. I woke up and for a moment of pure confusion, i felt happy because all my items were clear of his signature, but then reality struck me as a 16 ton weight from Monty python's flying circus. Alone and forsaken...
By the way i was his greatest fan, i didn't track him down, he came looking for me!