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Author Topic: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"  (Read 17082 times)

OfflineJules

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 11:10:03 PM »
I am sure it was a joke that was not well written, DMG is a good guy.
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2013, 12:21:39 AM »
I through he was a friend  ???
How are you going to make that upmto the women on board?

Especially the FAST ones!   ;D   :wave
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2013, 09:54:42 AM »
I am sure it was a joke that was not well written, DMG is a good guy.

I know, only joking too, maybe a nice pint next tour  :P

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 11:13:48 AM »
Women can never take a joke about their driving - they must know there's some truth behind the gags!  ;)

« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 11:43:36 AM by dmg »
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 01:07:29 PM »
LOL

I always say to my wife: Hey, stop, I am a man, I am not multitask!

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2013, 08:04:41 PM »
Unless you are President G.W. Bush...he could walk and chew gum at the same time!! ;D
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2013, 01:49:25 AM »
Unless you are President G.W. Bush...he could walk and chew gum at the same time!! ;D

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2013, 07:05:04 AM »
Women can never take a joke about their driving - they must know there's some truth behind the gags!  ;)

...dmg... :think
Two pints might be necessary at this point...  :smack
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2013, 11:51:07 AM »
Women can never take a joke about their driving - they must know there's some truth behind the gags!  ;)

...dmg... :think
Two pints might be necessary at this point...  :smack
 :P
Two pints!  Is that for you to pour them over me? :o

Men and women are different.  Men being better at some things, women better at others.  Men are hopeless at housework and cooking for example, that's why women have smaller feet - so they can fit in front of the cooker! ;D ;)

N.B.  At this point I should point out these are not my views and I am joking.  No offence meant.
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2013, 04:07:44 PM »
Women can never take a joke about their driving - they must know there's some truth behind the gags!  ;)

...dmg... :think
Two pints might be necessary at this point...  :smack
 :P
Two pints!  Is that for you to pour them over me? :o

Men and women are different.  Men being better at some things, women better at others.  Men are hopeless at housework and cooking for example, that's why women have smaller feet - so they can fit in front of the cooker! ;D ;)

N.B.  At this point I should point out these are not my views and I am joking.  No offence meant.

Actually, many great chefs in the world are men !!!! :wave  I have to agree with dmg about the driving though.  Men are generally better. Ingrid is the exception of course. ;) The one thing I know for sure women is bettering at doing is , telling men what to do !! ;D

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2013, 04:27:07 PM »
Lot of frustration here guys?  ;D
I have to agree that women are not always great drivers. Even I sometimes think, pfffff must be a woman driving there, and most of the time it's true. But be careful with your expressions, the women here are all exceptions of regular girls I think  :lol

But DMG, those pints are for me when we meet again  :P

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2013, 06:16:15 PM »
Lot of frustration here guys?  ;D
I have to agree that women are not always great drivers. Even I sometimes think, pfffff must be a woman driving there, and most of the time it's true. But be careful with your expressions, the women here are all exceptions of regular girls I think  :lol

But DMG, those pints are for me when we meet again  :P

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2013, 04:28:49 PM »
Las Vegas...Section 103 (dead center in front of stage), Row A, Seats 7,8, and 9. Yeah baby!! :lol
Still can't believe it...right in front of my good friend Marko

Vijay

It looks like I will be next to you and sweetsurrender, as I have Section 103, Row A Seat 10

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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2013, 06:08:03 PM »
Long Beach 23 th: Orchestra, row A, seat 14,15,16
Las Vegas 25 th: Block 102, row A, seat 1,2,3
LA 26 th: : Floor 1, row BBB, seat 119,120,121
Oakland 27 th: orchestra pit row A, seat 5,6,7
Oakland 28 th: orchestra pit row A, seat 9,10,11,12

You jammy so and so Ingrid - good seats or what!!!

Really hope you have a good time....
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Re: Seat Assignments for US "mini-tour"
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2013, 05:21:51 AM »
Las Vegas...Section 103 (dead center in front of stage), Row A, Seats 7,8, and 9. Yeah baby!! :lol
Still can't believe it...right in front of my good friend Marko

Vijay

It looks like I will be next to you and sweetsurrender, as I have Section 103, Row A Seat 10

Brian

Brian, that's awesome !!! We will see you in Vegas !!!! :)

 

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