The oldest joke in Rock music:
Kurt Cobain passed away. he wakes up in a fancy studio with expensive instruments all around him. "Wow," he thinks, "this isn't bad. Where am I?"
The door opens and in comes Charly Parker, takes place at the sax. The door opens again, and Benny Goodman comes in, grabs a clarinet and is soon joined by James Scott Skinner on the violin. Django Reinhard grabs a guitar. On it goes until the hall is full with everyone with a name in the music scene.
"WOW!" exclaims Cobain, "I'm in heaven!"
Elvis turns around with an annoyed look on his face and says "Heaven? You don't know squat."
In comes Karen Carpenter: "ok boys, let's get at it again. 'Close to you.' And one - two - three - four..."