LE, as Burt Simpson says: Damn if you do and damn if you don't!
I guess Doh, is just the Homer way of saying the same thing, with a pinch of boredom, disbelief and sense knowing but can't reveal a thing,( while he doesn't really know but is too thirsty and sober to think about it before he has a couple of dozen beers. ) By the way what was your question?