Alternative MK Song Titles - Adults Only!

[gbobmi]

LOL! YOU GO, BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD ONES!

As for them having been on the MK Forum....I DON'T THINK SO! TK would've deleted them and had a heart attack! You would've been banned for life and a few forum members would be in the hospital-from the shock of it all (no particular names will be mentioned).

ROTFLMAO, BBB! The gauntlet has been thrown down. I shall retreat to my chambers and give great thought to more naughty song titles! This may take some serious rumination (not to mention, the perusal of MK song titles-from the beginning)!

Forum members, be on the alert. I am on the verge of madness! MWAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

Everybody Poops
Gettin' Me Up
Golden Fart
Orgasm (on the way) at Nazareth
Going Homo
My Panties
How Long?
Nobody's As Well Hung
My Behind In the Gent

More to come......Mwaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Ian Lewis]

gbob should be banned from this thread, her mind is too filthy!!!   She has an unfair advantage

[gbobmi]

LOL, Ian! BBB started it.....I had to keep up!

I'm also thinking that dusty ranks right up there-in the dirty mind department

[dustyvalentino]

And just to prove it...

I think these were some of the ones that got deleted from the other thread:

Down to the pantyline
Wild West (Bell)End
In the Gayle(ery)
Once Upon a Time On Her Chest
Lady Biter
Portobello Bell(end) (sorry, love bellend references)
Follow Me, Homo
Les Bos
Gland in Hand
Privates Investigation
Wank of Life
The Wang's Too Long
How Long (12" remix)
Kingdom Cum
Badges, Posters, Knickers and T-shirts
Don't You Get It (Up)
Done With Legs Apart
Let's See You (Naked)
Bum, Like That?
Sucker' Tits
Beach cumming
(Hung Like a) Donkey Town
Belle(nd) Star (again!)
Bumtown (Variation Louis' Favourite)
The Cocks and the Thunder
Guide My (Pork) Sword
The Fire Swamp and the Penis of Unusual Size

[gbobmi]

LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the Gayle (ery)

My stomach hurts, from laughing!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!

Koff, Koff, Choke, Laugh, Groan Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah-the rest are absolutely hysterical, dusty!!!!!!

dustyvalentino is the current winner!!!!!!!! We need a "trophy" icon!!!!!!!

[Best Brown Baggies]

I think the medals should be awarded as such:

GOLD        Dusty

SILVER      Gayle

BRONZE     BBB

[dustyvalentino]

Mrs Valentino was hoping I would be awarded the silver medal in the Bedroom Olympics.

She was hoping I would come second for once. 

[Best Brown Baggies]

I'm always GOLD when it cums to that.

Cheers   BBB

[gbobmi]

You guys are sooo naughty! TK is rolling over in his grave.....

OOPS! Did I say that???!!!

Again, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kindred spirits, in the department of naughty minds! KSITDONM....I have a feeling that the 3 of us may be alone, posting in this thread. The others will lurk, be horrified and....love every minute of it!

[ingridswing]

I wish I was as creative as you are. My PC dropped down yesterdaymorning, I was almost electrocuted by my hairdryer this morning. So electric enough, but still no inspiration for this thread. But I like this 

[Ian Lewis]

Ok ok, dusty wins hands down!!!  I take it all back Gayle!! 

[gbobmi]

LOL, Ian! LOL!!!!!!

[vgonis]

And another favourite "woken up". With so many new songs and titles to mess around...
Hope none of you have grown that old as to dismiss this as too naughty.
And some of the new titles don't even have to be changed, in that perspective!

[Love Expresso]

Penetration Blues?

LE

[dmg]

I'm now going to have to think of a good excuse for all this laughter from my house for my neighbours!  12"remix