Alternative MK Song Titles - Adults Only!

[dustyvalentino]

OK, as this issue is now causing controversy for the second time on the MK News forum ( ), lets start up the funny "alternative" song titles thread again here.

This is going to get very rude, so please do not read this thread if easily offended.





















OK, all my rude ones got deleted so I'll need to think them up again, but I'll kick things off by posting my favourite (and the rudest) from the original thread on MK News:

Fisting By The Pool

(Come on mods, do your worst!  )

[Pottel]

we will not delete this, as weare FREEEEEEE
sultans of swinger
tunnel of the brown knight
.. too late, no inspiration now...

[Hoops McCann]

You don't even have to change Punish the Monkey. 
(I think that's how this all started, if I remember correctly.)

[shangri la 1]

Not a topic that I'd post in as a rule, (I'm uncertain how MK might react to the topic - just my view). I have thought of some myself over the years, prolly just as raunchy as some that will appear here, but as the forum is an open one I choose to not post them. Also we need to remember these pages are open to kids to read, so keep that in mind when using expletives maybe a odd @ or # or * might convey your same meaning without the need for the exact word.

[Pottel]

mm, difficult topic so it seems.
but i WILL NOT delete, anything. 

[dustyvalentino]

Not a topic that I'd post in as a rule, (I'm uncertain how MK might react to the topic - just my view). I have thought of some myself over the years, prolly just as raunchy as some that will appear here, but as the forum is an open one I choose to not post them. Also we need to remember these pages are open to kids to read, so keep that in mind when using expletives maybe a odd @ or # or * might convey your same meaning without the need for the exact word.

I know what you're saying BUT I think the whole point of this forum is that it is, for the most part, uncensored. As far as kids are concerned, I think it's fairly unlikely that we're going to get a lot of kids on here, but even if we do, I marked the thread as adults only, and trust me, if a kid has uncensored access to the internet this site is the LEAST of their worries. 

[ingridswing]

I agree with that Dusty, kids learn more on the street and in school than what they will ever read here 

But I hope this will grow to a rude AND funny topic. So also crazy or funny titles are allowed!!

By the way Pottel: you insulted me .....       hahahahaha
I am happy you know me better than that.

[IrisRose]

You don't have to worry about me--I may not post on this thread 'cause I can't think of the titles, but fire away!

[gbobmi]

Not a title, but an alternative refrain from "When it Comes to You".... (How come I get a h**d-on, baby when it comes to you?)

Sorry, I couldn't resist! I sing this every time! *shrug*

Maybe I should post this in the Drool Section....HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!

[superval99]

Gayle - I will NEVER think of that song in the same way again! ROFL   

[gbobmi]

If I've changed one person's view, Val....then my job is done ...

[superval99]

Just off topic for a moment - did the new link work for you?

[IrisRose]

New link?     Gayle, sorry, I've been humming that one for years!    And oh my, you are one beautiful chick!

[gbobmi]

I will go look. I had to think of what you were talking about for a moment! BRB...

Yup! The new link worked! Go and see my reply!!!!


"New link?     Gayle, sorry, I've been humming that one for years!    And oh my, you are one beautiful chick!"

IrisRose-great minds think alike!
The link Val is referring to is in the "what do we do" section. It's to her garden pics! WOW!
Thank you. I am now a long-haired, blonde and beautiful Shakira!

[Best Brown Baggies]

Muffbound Again
Wild Knob End
Portobello Bellend
Dick In Hand
Solid Cock
Private Shop
Venerial Disease
Your Latest Prick

Ohhhh. I feel, like a naughty schoolboy.

Some of these may have been on the MK forum, can't remember, but these just came to mind.

I feel disgusted with myself.

Cheers   Breast Brown Biggies