Cue Quizzy for more of his intellectual babbling which is great.
I love a person who knows his/her own opinions and isn’t afraid to express them even when they’re wrong .
I have a question for him and I'm genuinely curious…….
Is Wet Ass Pussy ( WAP) by Cardi B, art?
Is BIA art?
Is Tales of Topographic Oceans art?
Is Dark Side of The Moon, art ?
Is What’s Going On, art?
Is Rock and Roll Parts 1 and 2 art ?
Is Kill the Foetus ( by Esham) art?
Is MC Hammer art?
Is Kind of Blue art?
Is A Love Supreme art?
Is Mahler’s 5th Symphony art?
Is Adagio for Strings art?
Is Wonderful Land art?
Is Like A Virgin art?
Who decides?
On what basis?
Thank you for this amazing question. To answer it properly, I need to provide a little background and I'm truly sorry for the "War and Peace" wall of text I wrote below. If anyone makes it to the end—thanks for reading. And good luck!
I'm happy I was raised the way I was raised, my parents gave me an extremely broad education and upbringing, which later on I expanded tenfold myself. So when it came to music, I consumed everything from The Beatles to Slipknot, from obscure jazz records to heavily explicit hip-hop and avant-garde records both in Russian and in English, many of which I enjoyed, weirdly enough.
As a typical millennial, I played a lot of games too. When it came to video games, I chose games based on soundtracks and enjoyed my early days with music in nearly every music genre imaginable in dozens of great video games, many of which are considered the best games ever created.
It was all happening in Russia, where copyright and punishment for illegal downloading do not exist even to this day, so I could download any art in any quality and quantity, so I pushed this "privilege" to its limit. I even got to read a few of the unpublished stories of J. D. Salinger that he asked to never release and that got leaked on What.CD tracker, funny times. I feel very bad about it, but if you were born in a place like this, why not enjoy at least a few things that ARE good about it?
But anyway, where I get with all this—while I failed to properly pay for all the popular art I've consumed—I developed this deep admiration towards creativity as a whole and that's why the art question is so sensitive to me. To me, everything is art, especially everything you've mentioned (thanks for recommending these, I had to look something new up and enjoyed it!). And so Artist's Shit (Merda d'Artista) is art. Malevich's Black Square is art, and a very good one.
That's one of the joys of life to me. Anybody can [try to] put their poop in a can on display, and anybody can draw a black square, but of course, if you do it without any skill and out of context whatsoever, chances are you won't be getting a Wikipedia article about your creation. It's easy to pick up a basketball, but only a few grow up to be proper athletes.
Tribute bands are creating art by playing live music... "Weird Al" Yankovic creates art by doing comedy songs. I create art in the form of my YouTube videos. Ed Bicknell creates art if he decides to write a book. Humour, making people laugh is art. And this is a good question on its own. Are fart jokes humour? Well, hell yeah, and often very damn good humour if executed properly. And a perfect snobs and hypocrites detector!
So my definition of art is—it's a creation that gives you something genuinely new that you never had previously. Whether it's a line in a song, a chord sequence, a stroke in a painting, a good joke, a new emotion, the knowledge that somebody put their shit on display in a can, a remarkably bad song, whatever it is. One of my favourite things in life is when something is "so bad, it's good". That means art defines logic, is undefinable and works in mysterious ways.
Is Taylor Swift art? Yes, she is. For girls and boys who don't know better, whose parents can't explain to them why "Boots Of Spanish Leather" is better than ANY Taylor Swift's song. Maybe it's impossible to explain and we're all doomed, who knows? But it's still art, just not the one I would enjoy. It gives me NOTHING new to that I wouldn't already have, except the knowlege she truly may be more popular than Jesus.
POP v ART
The Quizzy Memorandum part 2.....a Dissertation on Shit.
Let's have some fun and be serious at the same time., warning - this is long and pointless .
Firstly I cannot imagine what it's like to be born and grow up in Russia.
Good that you had a positive education and upbringing but that seems to have resulted in a view of life I have never encountered before, not even in Black Sabbath.
So this is a real education for me and many others reading this I imagine.
Let me see if I’ve got this right ( and you’re going to need to respond or I’ll stamp my foot, I will.)
I’ll go slowly, not for your benefit, for mine.
“ To me everything created from nothing is ART ” is the nub of your position…yes?
So what we are really talking about is your definition, and on that basis there cannot be a debate about POP v ART because IF something is “created", then by your definition it IS ART whatever it is.
Automatically.
Creation = ART. …yes?
No dispute, no need for it to last, no need for others to accept it as such, no need for a consensus that X is “good” or Y is "bad ", its creation alone is sufficient…...yes?
Am I correct so far…yes?
On that basis/definition, then the so-called " Big Bang” , the ultimate act of Creation as science currently conceives it, is ART ?
If “yes” that’s HEAVEEEEEEE SHIT QUIZZY, HEAVY SHIT.
The Universe is ART and YOU, no one else, came up with this notion…..but maybe you're on to something, let’s see.
You have mentioned Artist’s Shit and poop in a can.
Let me extrapolate that.
Every morning I create shit, well nearly every morning .
Our cat creates shit and lays them in a pattern ( but he doesn’t care about ART so he carefully covers them up).
Everyone I know, even the Golden God that is Gordon Sting and the perfect person that is Sir Cliff Richard , creates shit.
So the creation of shit = ART , EVEN if it is immediately flushed away.
Yes?
And that remains ART as it swirls round the bowl and disappears to end up wherever shit ends up
Yes?
But since it was CREATED from the raw materials of a chicken vindaloo and POPadoms ( careful Ed, careful…that's half a forbidden word ) is it still ART when it disintegrates or is it ALWAYS ART?
We are ending the Q and A’s now but I'd love you to answer that, anytime.
I’ll check in, “yes” or "no” will suffice, actually preferable.
I do ask one thing
IF I write a book please don't categorise it as ART because I certainly won’t be claiming that.
My position is that for a brief mark in time my book will be a POP culture phenomenon.
And IF I put on the cover “ THIS IS NOT ART ” what then?
Am I lying?
Misleading?
Can I be sued?
Will you sue me?
Because it will be new, It won’t have existed before and some of the tales in it will definitely defy logic.
But it will completely fit with your definition of ART even though I, as it's creator, am denying it is and thereby abusing your self created definition.
Now you and others will think I'm being sarcastic, maybe sending you up but actually I am trying to make a serious point , because under your definition I don't even get to choose that Cardi B is POP and disposable rubbish and Vide Cor Meum by Patrick Cassidy is ART and will live for generations.
I just have to accept that it's all one massive bucket of shit identical to my shit which according to you is ART.
Yes?
Intellectually I kind of get your position, but as a point of principle you will never get me to accept that most , no, all POP music is generational and disposable and will eventually end up in the rubbish bin that is POP culture, and the only ART is what YOU or I or ANYBODY CHOOSES to call ART.
Yes?